A Solution to the O.J. Simpson Problem
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007I cannot believe I have to talk about O.J. Simpson again. I was in high school physics the day that O.J. Simpson was acquitted of murder and to that point, it seemed like all everyone was talking about was O.J. I thought I was done with the Juice but he could not stay away from the police blotter. His off-then-on again book outlining what he would have done if he did kill Nicole Brown and his recent attempt to steal his own sports memorabilia back certainly seem like a fitting end for Mr. Simpson.
I should amend this last statement because it is not an end, just an opportunity to do something else. The Juice may try to break out of prison by getting a tattoo of the prison on his body or contact Leslie Nielsen to try and get another Naked Gun movie filmed in prison. I don’t know what will happen next but it will certainly involve the media hopping on the Juice train until it runs off the rails.
My solution to the O.J. Simpson problem is to send him to another country. I know this is not legal and the global media would make its way back to America if he ever did something wrong. It is worth the effort though as O.J. would get a new start and Americans would get a rest from that 30 seconds on the news detailing his latest caper. I suggest the Low Countries in northern Europe, perhaps Denmark. We could trade O.J. Simpson for one of their former athletes/current criminals.

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